The Victoria’s Secret Semi-Annual Sale: Hell in a Sale Bin

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The semi-annual sale at Vicky’s is my favorite because it’s the time where I try new styles, like a hot yellow leopard bra, because hey, it’s $14.99, so why not? I find things in the sale bins that I normally might not have picked. However, I HIGHLY recommend that anyone looking for discount bras and panties stick to the catalog and website.

I was at the mall this morning, so I went to the VS store there, and it was so crowded, you would think they’re giving things away. I dug and dug through bins of bras and panties searching for my size in styles and colors that I liked. After I finally found a bra that I loved in all three colors in my size and seven pairs of panties, I went to the register to pay. What is it about Victoria’s Secret cashiers? They are SO. SLOW. I’m not even trying to be whiny about this. The line is slow on a regular day, and it was like 10x slower today. I know they have to take the sensor off of each item, but I could have crocheted myself an entire years worth of sweaters in the time I had to wait to pay for discount underwear. There are about six registers in the store and three of them were open. Only after about ten minutes of me waiting did they think to open ONE register on the opposite side of the store, even though there were about 15 customers on each line. Victoria’s Secret is simply not quick when ringing people up. I waited in line for like 20 minutes before I was going to be late getting to work. I flung my things into a bin and left, and was pissed off for most of the rest of the day.

The store in Manhattan wasn’t much better. I felt like I was at the zoo. People were stuffing their bags with bras, beauty products, and panties. There was one woman that just made me want to whip out a marker and write “I’M STOCKING UP FOR MY EBAY STORE” on her forehead. And she kept pushing me when I was trying to dig for bras.

Bitch.

Trying to navigate the piles of disorganized items among throngs of cheap-underwear-hungry women is just no fun. I’m going to look for the rest of what I wanted online. However, the one great item that I found at the store that I probably would never have seen on the website was this ah-mazing hot pink sports bra, which can only be described as Gymspiration.

Bristol Palin names her son Tripp, America not surprised by the stupidity of this name

They have got to be trippin’. Pardon my terrible joke :)

But seriously, what a dumb name. Tripp Easton Mitchell Johnston, to be exact. Plus he has an Uncle Track and Uncle Trig (who is only a few months older btw). I waited all this time – the baby was actually due on the 20th – and I’m not impressed. Read the article at People.

Gawker agrees with me about the name. Read their article on it here: Bristol Palin’s Controversial Love Child Born, Cursed With Wicked Hippie Name

Don’t get me wrong – New York Magazine dubbed Levi “Sex on Skates” and I couldn’t agree more. ;)

Privilege by Kate Brian has arrived!

Can’t wait to start reading! I’ve been so busy but am steadily still reading Cruel Summer by Alyson Noel.

For sale on eBay: Blair’s Jennifer Ouellette Jamaica Stripe Headband

Check out my auction for Blair’s headband here.

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For sale on eBay: Louis Vuitton Stephen Sprouse Scarf, Burberry Warrior Bag, Chloe Saskia Bag, Gucci Hysteria Bag

Hey people!

Over the next few weeks, I’ll be cleaning out my closet of authentic designer items. Today’s listings are:

A Stephen Sprouse for Louis Vuitton purple/fuschia leopard scarf, black Burberry warrior bag, a Chloe Saskia messenger bag and a yellow Gucci small hysteria bag! Check out the listings under the username blondieqween.

All items are eligible for a best offer so enter yours today so you can win these items fast! Check out my perfect feedback and be sure to pay close attention to my terms of sale. Happy bidding!

Shopping Success: Juicy Couture Charm Scarf & Beret on sale at Nordstrom

Juicy hat and scarf setNordstrom is actually the only store I’ve seen this set. It was on sale for 89.90 so I got it! It’s still full-price on the website for some reason.